Vikki Van Zant & The Flesh Mechanics

Bio -Band consists of:
Vocals - Vikki (aka 'The Dodge')
Has a penchant for gin and buggery. Watch out.

Guitars (x2)-The Sudbury Brothers
Like Richards and Wood, Slash and Sradlin, Perry and Whitford, there's Sudbury and, well, Sudbury....If you can catch 'em sober (or agreeing), they sound tidy.

Bass - Freaky
Built like a Gypsy's whippet : All ribs and bollocks. The only thing more 80's is early David Hasselhoff.

Featuring ex members from such local attractions/gems as:
FIST FUCK
GRAYSKULL
MR SCARY
BIG BROTHER
A LIVE WIRE
THE CRUE
THE TOXIC TWINS

Formed in the Summer of 2005, as no-one else was willing to put in the work, the boys have been thrown together in the timeless pursuit of rock, gigs, Animal Chin (for all those who know), ale, illicit substances and, of course, the odd bit of female companionship. Odd being the operative term so far....
Sounding like all of the quality rock cited as influences, and harder to understand than Chinese algebra, the band have turned out something across between a half-sozzled, Welsh (not speaking apart from Freak, or singing, I might add, so don't dismiss us yet), version of Velvet Revolver-meets-Aerosmith-meets-Avenged 7X.
"This is the band that will be drawing the crowds in South Wales, and very soon, all of the UK. I shit you not. This is rock as you've been wanting it since 1989!!. Fast, loud guitars through Marshalls up to 11, long hair, tight trousers and all the attitude you can handle. What more can you ask for????"(Prospective manager, 2005)

"Real singalongs" (Pete Lynn, Tomcat Records)

Response to what has been described as 'Original' (Ratty), 'Fucking amazing!!' (Andy Glam) and 'Shite' (a Chav, who shouldn't have been there anyway, so cocks on toast to him), has been nothing short of COOL AS FUCK!!!!

Gigs and tours with 'named' acts are in the pipeline from March through the summer...
Read HMI's review of the bands demo here